If you are like me and long since sick of Trump, you are ready to smuggle some Mexicans into the good ol’ USA. Still,you are probably wondering “How on earth does one defeat a wall in this day and age?” From a historical perspective, we’ve Read More …
Vältteri Valkönen is a Finnish high school chemistry teacher living in the modest suburb of Kemijärvi, not that far from Helsinki. Nothing is that far from Helsinki. Shortly before his fiftieth birthday, he’s given the devastating news that he has inoperable lung cancer. In shock, Read More …
Mexico City, Mexico – As planning commences for building the Mexico’s first tunnel under the Trump Wall, President Vincente Fox announced Javier Martinez as Chief Architect today. Best known for architecting the infamous ‘El Chapo Prison Tunnel’, he was thought to be one of the Read More …
Phoenix, AZ. Authorities arrested 8 year old Nina Garcia, a young girl of Mexican descent, who was playing Chutes and Ladders at her home in Phoenix, Arizona. She has been charged with undermining border security, threatening critical infrastructure and future human trafficking. Chutes and Ladders Read More …
“Oh, Honey,” my mother said to 7-year old me more than once, “look at the cute pickaninny.” A pickaninny: a black child whose hair was tied up in ringlets and ribbons. I didn’t like how she said it. I didn’t like how her mouth curled. Read More …
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I have stumbled upon a hormone. This hormone regulates emotions that makes a human act human. This hormone got Donald Trump elected. This hormone causes you to fall in love against your will. This is the Darwinian hormone; all about the preservation of the species. Read More …
I recently said goodbye to the guy I’d been seeing and now I’m facing that problem so well known to the AARP demographic: The Vagifem Conundrum. Vagifem, for those not familiar with it, is a hormonal product which helps make a woman of a certain Read More …
My friend Andy gave me a vibrator for my birthday. It’s a rubber ducky. He’s the one, he makes bedtime lots of fun, I’m awfully fond of him. He sits on the blue bureau when not in use and I blow him kisses. I keep Read More …